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Mar 14, 2002 -- Consider this:

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink plenty of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.



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Harmon Apr 03, 2002 San Francisco Trying to retire
   A balanced diet is a beer in both hands.
Lisa Gonzalez Jun 14, 2003 San Diego Ca Navy
   Im with you Harmon, although I do like a glass of wine now and then...!

 

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